Thursday, March 09, 2006

Ask Google 4

what does it mean when he wants space

a) He needs a bigger bed
b) He needs a bigger appartment
c) He needs a bigger car
d) He needs a woman with bigger tits/ass than you


i married a pothead loser

Great. So when is the book coming out?


what to say when ex calls

Sandy? Sandy who? Well Sandy doesn't live here anymore. [click]


is masturbating every day good?

No! Masturbation will make you blind and crippled! It can lead to constipation, acne, hairy palms, bad posture, mental problems etc. etc! I can't emphasize enough how much damage can be done to the body through excessive masturbation!


How to put off a wedding

Fuck with the best man and the bridesmaid. Send the video to the groom.

1 Comments:

At 3/10/2006, Blogger Mike Stewart said...

Thanks for that dope on the evils of masturbation! Actually I think I heard it when I was still a horny teenager (about 50 years ago!)...not that it stopped me then either! Cheers!

 

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