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Excuses for moving out of an appartment without losing your deposit
5. ...and I thought I'd ask my son, the officer, why would the landlady's daughter have a 100$ bill rolled up her nose...
4. Are those illegal immigrants living on the top floor?
3. About that cut I saw you getting from the pimp downstairs...
2. Was that your husband spying on my 12 y.o. through the toilet window yesterday?...
1. The postman left this package from designershoes.com here for your son.
my crazy psycho jealous insecure girlfriend
And she's still your girlfriend because?...
i fucked your girlfriend
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what if my boyfriend doesnt know if he wants to get married
Just do what every other dumb Bridezilla-wannabe does. Stick around and wait for him to decide for another 10 years until he dumps your ass for a 22 year old. Then start calling up psychic-lines and buying books like "How to Get Married After 35".
pregnant please dear god i'm only 17
posted by (Not) Dear Abby @ 3/16/2006
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I was listening to the radio and this guy was talking about a chick he had broken up with. They'd been having unprotected sex for 3 months. One day she asked him "Are you sterile?". He said, "Yeah. I had a vasectomy.".
She tells him "I was wondering because I went off the pill a couple of months ago."
So, there you have another way to n"convince" your guy to marry you.
you can't convince someone to marry you they have to want to marry you or you will both end up unhappy!
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