The Perfect Wedding Day

I got married a week ago. On the morning of my wedding, my "husband" and I got into a little spat over him not wanting to talk to the DJ and give him directions, so I gave him vague directions and he got lost.

Of course. Everybody knows it's much easier to pick a fight with someone else because you can't give directions.

He started yelling at me, telling me that I had no reason to be annoyed and that I was acting like a baby. I explained that I was mad because he is friends with the DJ and all he had to do was talk to him for 2 minutes and give him more detailed directions. Well, one thing led to another and he wound up screaming at me that he was going to "rip my f***ing throat out".

Nice.

I started crying and was extremely upset. He never apologized. In fact, he kept saying that he never said that. Now, this was my wedding day. He went on to call me a baby and acted like everything was normal. This was 2 hours before my hair appointment. He kept saying horrible things so I finally told him to call his mom and call it off. He did and then demanded that I call my friends and tell them it was off. I did.

This is getting better than Jerry Springer. Please, go on.

Then he started screaming that he was going to the reception and he would marry one of his many exes that were going to be there. he said "Don't be surprised if I'm married to someone else tonight or within 2 weeks. I'm getting married to someone!!!" I cried all morning and he did not comfort me at all. He just smiled a devious smile.

Because he knew you didn't have enough balls to call his bluff.

He later convinced me to go through with the reception since we spent $20,000.00 and it wasn't refundable and people from all over the country were on their way there.

Trust a dumb broad to fall for that.

We took our vows. On the way to the reception, he told me that it was all a sham. That we only went through with it so that his mom didn't look like a fool in front of everyone. He kept talking about how much money we put out and he wanted to recoup it at the reception.

Spoken like a true gambler.

I was devastated.

Apparently not devestated enough to kick him in the balls and call a lawyer to arrange an annulment.

At the reception he acted like nothing was wrong. So I thought that maybe he was just joking when he said that it was all a sham.

That's a mistake many women make.

At the end of the night he proved me wrong. he didn't come home with me. He went out with his exes and came home at 6:00 a.m. That was my wedding.

So?

Now, a couple of the envelopes w/ money from the reception are missing and he is blaming me. He thinks I stole the money. His family has been telling him that cards kept falling out of the card cage onto the floor. But he doesn't listen. If he wants to place the blame, then why can't he be suspect. He went to the casino on our wedding night. For all I know, he took the money for gambling.

And coke. Don't forget the coke.

He has hurt me to the extreme. He keeps telling me that if we stay married, its my decision. He won't take off his wedding ring. He refuses to rip up the certificate.

And I bet somewhere in your deluded, underdeveloped brain that must mean he "loves you".

It's up to me, he says. He hasn't apologized or even tried to make up for his behavoir or the horrible things he has said to me.

Why should he? He's "recouped" the wedding money now and it's not like you actually meant anything to him.

He even told me that he won't be a father figure for my daughter because her father is involved in her life and he shouldn't have to have that responsibility.

Charming fellow, isn't he?

What have I done?

Something incredibly common. You married an asshole, due to stupidity, character weakness, and an outrageous lack of self-esteem. What are you going to do about it now?

Do I deserve this?

Yes.

I told him that a man who was getting married would not act or say the things he has said to me. I told him that no other man in my life would have treated me like this and that no other man in any of my friend's relationships would act like this. Now he's mad at me and is demanding an apology.

You mean you haven't done so already? What kind of a spineless twat are you?

This is ridiculus. HE ruined my wedding day.

Unless you were getting married to yourself, like all the other amoeba do, it was not just your wedding day.

I will have to live with this for the rest of my life.

Get over it already. One would think you were a 5 y.o. in Sudan and somebody cut your clit off with a piece of dull glass.

He has never told me that he loves me.

This was the least of your clues.

I guess I should have seen it coming.

Kinda hard to do when it's stuck in your mouth.